Today my sisters and I were having a lengthly discussion about delusional men and how women have evolved over time. There are some men out there that still think they can faff around on YOUR time and expect to find you sitting where they left you while they were having their cake and chowing it. They fail to see that while they are trying to decide between you and another girl, the evolved woman in you is moving the fuck forward and when they finally wake up and smell the stale, cold coffee, you can barely remember what he was good for.
This delusional man will go AWOL on your ass, you won't hear from him in two whole days because he was 'too busy' or 'didn't feel like talking to anyone". ANYONE?
Mr Delusional will waste your sweet time in the relationship with his stinking arrogant attitude, acting like your Evolved Self begged to be in the relationship. You may ask him why he has locked his phone with an 8 character password or why he goes to whisper in his room when he gets a call at 11pm, or why you have to keep reminding him that you exist and he is lucky to have you. You could find yourself begging for sex because it's been a BLAZING HOT MINUTE since you got some decent shags. Your Evolved Self might even find yourself wondering why he never calls and only communicates with you on Gtalk or when he has an sms bundle.
The day always comes when your Evolved Self dumps the deluded effer and the funniest thing is that Mr Delusional catches a hot wake up clap only to find that you aren't going back to his shit. I am glad to say that women are evolving, thanks to the help of the many Mr Delusional's we have dated. We used to stick around for that crap, we may even still be in a rut facing that crap but we are evolving and those clueless twits will be left with no choice but to catch a wake up.
This here post goes out to all the deluded effers that didn't know what time it was.
